Saturday, April 11, 2009

River Queen & The Captain’s Bride

Widow Jenkins lived in our town for close to 50 years. She had been the bride of Steamboat Captain. He was the love of her life. He disappeared during the First World War.

We all knew her Captain’s fate was at the bottom of the sea, as many sailors who went to war, but the widow never accepted the obvious. She’d frequently say that she had just heard from him and he was coming for her soon. She had no telephone. The mailman swore he had never delivered a letter from the Captain. The town’s people knew it was just the ramblings of an old woman with a broken heart and left her to her fantasy.

The last time I visited Widow Jenkins, she showed me the spring flowers in her garden. She giggled and said, These are the Captain’s favorite. He’s going to be so pleased when he sees them.”

She took me into her parlor and went to get us both a cup of tea. The interior of her house looked like a maritime museum full of his old memorabilia. A painting above the mantel was of two steamboats docked at a small harbor town. She said it was the Captain’s boat. He had commissioned the work from an artist who lived near the docks.

I think it was a Saturday in April when the Widow Jenkins disappeared. Law enforcement was called to her home; quite sure she had been a victim of foul play. Oddly, all her possessions were as she had left them and there was no sign of break-in or disturbance.

When I heard, I ran to her house as fast as I could. Entering her parlor, I noticed her little eye glasses set on a table near two cups of tea. An officer approached me and questioned when I last seen the Widow Jenkins.

As I told the officer about our last visit, my eyes landed on the steamboat painting above the mantel. I had never noticed that a bride stood on the deck of the boat with the Captain. Her arm was raised as if she was waving goodbye.
Vikki

My painting is based on the Delta Queen Built in 1927, she is one of America’s last remaining paddle-wheeled steamboats and designated a National Historic Landmark.
She took her last voyage a few months ago and is now permanently docked . For more information on her last voyage -
http://www.wsaz.com/home/headlines/30567589.html
To partcipate in preservation of the Delta Queen.
http://www.save-the-delta-queen.org/


The painting is called ‘River Queens’. It is 16”x20”/ acrylic on Canvas For this blog only the original is priced at $250. “12 x 16” Paper prints can be purchased for $69. (Prints are made on request.)

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Monday, April 6, 2009

The Necessary Temperament and Them

Fred heard a sound that night and hurried to the back door to see what was going on. Switching on the porch light he could clearly see the bushes were moving and had eyes. It was them! The liars!

He grabbed his AK47 from the closet and without warning -mowed them all down!

Looking down he noticed a package on the step with a card that read, ‘A Gift for Fred.’

Clever, -but Fred was too smart for them! Using a shovel to pick the package up, and keeping it at arms length, he placed it in the metal garbage can and lit it on fire with his butane torch.

A thump banged down on his roof. It was them again! He ran to the attic, threw in a smoke bomb, slammed, sealed and locked the attic door. The sound of them screaming didn‘t bother him at all.

His attention immediately turned to the scrapping noise NOW coming from them trying to get in through his fireplace. He turned the automatic knob to the maximum and watched the blaze rage up the chimney. He heard them thrashing attempting to escape his furry. He just shook his head.

When the doorbell rang he was ready for them. The voice yelled, Girl Scout Cookies!”

He put his shotgun threw the mail slot and blasted them all the way. He yelled out at the top of his lungs, “I am not an idiot! And you are ALL a bunch of liars!!”

Fred brushed off his hands and thought to himself , “Yet again, a job well done.”

He polished his shoes, laid out his grey suit, white shirt and black tie. He turned on his security system, brushed his teeth and got into bed. He would have to rise early tomorrow and wanted to get a good night’s sleep. It was April 14th and a good IRS man like Fred wanted to be ready for them.
Vikki
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Pretty silly, huh? I’m swamped this week- but wanted to give you a little mood setter while you prepare your taxes. Happy tax filing and wishes for a big return.

I promise to have a new painting for you soon. I’m painting- just nothing I can show you right now. This painting is called the ‘Corporation‘. Orig. $395. Acrylic on Canvas 12”x 24”.

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